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Babies are funny things, a dream a nightmare splendid until the dirty nappy, heavenly until the non stop screaming, but don’t let that put you off, their really magical… and loud and expensive, they puke on you shit everywhere wake you up at the most horrible times, ahhh the joys… who else do you know who you would let get away with all that? Exactly and that’s why they are so special, babies, to be cherished loved and cared for, the best thing that will ever happen to you, it might seem hard to believe with some of the things they do but trust me its all in a days work. Or as Homer would say … DOH!!

JKG

via Daily Prompt: Baby

Halloween

Halloween

The light is fading the moon is weird evil lurks and blood is smeared across the wall where sinners fall. Tall and thin short and fat beware the green eyes of a witches cat, vampires fly in the night sky looking for blood, you better sharpen some wood. Dracula awakes, quick smack him with the stake, lace him in holy water and don’t be fooled by his daughter. The wolfman is prowling listen … You can hear him growling, running through the tree’s with his cursed disease, watch you don’t get bitten or ragged to death, he’ll slash untill literally there aint nothing left. The beautiful witches only look good tonite for in the morning they’ll be an awful sight, all hallows eve their one and only chance to lure you in with their magical trance, once smitten you’ll be written, into the pages of death and your words of love to a witch will have been your last breath!

So stay safe on hallows eve its only make-believe but the devils a trickster and you have been fooled, now rise from the grave all you devilish ghouls!  ©

JKG